a book that ends with no last page...

Swearing, Chocolate, and Ice Cream--the trifecta of my Lenten predicament.  On a success scale, I'm hoping to hit a solid seven, because I know my landing will be shaky.  I've got one day nearly under my belt, and to be honest, I am having absolutely no trouble with the food (despite lame attempts by others to 'tempt' me!!) it's the swearing that is throwing me for a loop.  RED FLAG!  if i can't go a day without it, isn't an addiction?  well, check me in to (insert swear word here)ing rehab.  I will make no excuses.  I have a horrible mouth, and as entertaining as it maybe at sometimes, someone who is truly witty shouldn't have to rely on cursing to be effective.  

I never thought that this whole blog thing would be fun, i was just in awe of some deceitful and conspicuous behavior.  On the world wide web?  NEVER.

I'm not here to tell you about the things I hate, or things "I wish my man would do."  If I wanted to be unrealistic I would have signed up for Myspace(again).  It is not my intention to bore you with facts about me.  Although, I do like telling people, and if you only knew me, you would know everything little thing about me, five, six, or seven times.  I'm just that lame.  My past entertains me, sadly.  

So want me to let you in to my personal life?  Good luck.  I find this world much easier to live in when I am never serious.  

Ooh, when did this blog become so serious?  Currently I'm pushing the self destruct button.  3...2...1....BOOM!

oh, no that was just machine gun laughing.  the whole self destruct thing was a joke.  

Here's a secret you can chew on.  I never thought I was a closed off person until I got to college.  Than I knew, maybe that's why you're the way you are, sarcasm.  Grow up-get a heart.  

'....her bag gets a little heavier, i wish that i could carry her, this is our ungodly hour...'

'...you never left me no messages, you never sent me no letters, but you still found me...'

why'd you have to wait?  

:.•sarcasm•.: